FACT: They don't understand Social Media.
FACT: Their only interest in Social Media is to part you from your money.
FACT: Social Media will not miraculously improve your business.
FACT: What they know about Social Media can be picked up for free in a matter of hours
FACT: Nothing that they claim can be properly measured.
FACT: Anyone that calls themselves an expert after accumulating a tiny amount of knowledge and experience is by definition not an expert.
Saturday, 5 May 2012
Tuesday, 3 January 2012
Let's start the year with a bang by launching our new competition:
"Social Media Fantasy League"
To enter follow @Social_Unicorn then send a tweet telling us the name of your team and include the hashtag #socialmediafantasyleague.
To win you must earn points:
Points can be earned by tweeting with the hashtag #socialmediafantasyleague.
Double points will be awarded for using any of the following words:
Empowerment, Leveraging, Inbound, Optimise, Maximise, Humanise, Activate and Brand
RT's and feeds do not count, reusing someone else's thoughts and words is cheating.
Diamond Level Managed Social Media Experience Expert Membership
Ten new followers
A shiny badge that says "Social Media Expert"
A free PDF download of a Social Media Guide (may be two years out of date)
A £5 Starbucks voucher so that you can hang out with all the other Social Media Experts
A T Shirt that says "I paid £60 for Social Media Training which I could have got for free if I knew how to use Google"
Enter now ! You don't have a moment to lose.