What Social Media Experts will not tell you.

FACT: They don't understand Social Media.

FACT: Their only interest in Social Media is to part you from your money.

FACT: Social Media will not miraculously improve your business.

FACT: What they know about Social Media can be picked up for free in a matter of hours

FACT: Nothing that they claim can be properly measured.

FACT: Anyone that calls themselves an expert after accumulating a tiny amount of knowledge and experience is by definition not an expert.

Social Media Fantasy League

Let's start the year with a bang by launching our new competition:

"Social Media Fantasy League"

To enter follow @Social_Unicorn then send a tweet telling us the name of your team and include the hashtag #socialmediafantasyleague.

To win you must earn points:

Points can be earned by tweeting with the hashtag #socialmediafantasyleague.

Double points will be awarded for using any of the following words:

Empowerment, Leveraging, Inbound, Optimise, Maximise, Humanise, Activate and Brand

RT's and feeds do not count, reusing someone else's thoughts and words is cheating.

Prizes include:

Diamond Level Managed Social Media Experience Expert Membership

Ten new followers

A shiny badge that says "Social Media Expert"

A free PDF download of a Social Media Guide (may be two years out of date)

A £5 Starbucks voucher so that you can hang out with all the other Social Media Experts

A T Shirt that says "I paid £60 for Social Media Training which I could have got for free if I knew how to use Google"

Enter now ! You don't have a moment to lose.