2. We will tend your Farm on Farmville to ensure that all livestock are fed and watered and that all crops are harvested in a timely manner.
3. We will attend local networking meetings on your behalf (let's face it you don't want to do it).
4. We will Tweet/Status Update/Poke/Share and generally annoy all of your followers on an hourly basis through the use of pre-scheduled feeds from other peoples blogs and news streams.
5. We will occasionally glance at your mentions/messages/inbox/direct messages/comments and if the mood takes us we may even reply to one or two a day.
6. You will get your very own certificate, identity card and special badge proving that you are a Diamond Level Social Media Expert. This will enable you to sell your services as a Social Media Expert to other