Out of touch with your customers ?

Is your company clueless about your customers needs ?

Yes ?

Well why not get a complete stranger who knows nothing about your company to manage your social media ?

For the complete impersonal touch, hire a Social Media Expert to interact with your customers on your behalf.

Remember to ensure that you only hire a certified Diamond Level Social Media Expert (Trademark applied for) as this will guarantee that you will receive advice from someone who has attended at least 3 entire hours of training.

Four Steps To Social Media Superstardom

1. Open a Twitter a/c.

2. Choose a really really nice picture for your profile.

3. Follow Stephen Fry.

4. Send some Tweets about how brilliant Twitter is, don't worry about repeating yourself or being annoying.

Job done.